Little Mermaid (edited version)

Original tale can be found here: Little Mermaid

Once upon a time in a deep underwater kingdom, lived a beautiful mermaid princess, named Bella with her royal mermaid family. The sad part about mermaid is that they cannot survive on earth as they dont have 2 legs like us human do. Bella is one curious mermaid. Ever since she was little she always asks her parents and teacher about the world beyond the sea as her body then wasnt strong enough to withstand the pressure change. Time passed, and Bella celebrated her 18th birthday. Her only wish in her life was to see the "outside" world for herself.

That day, Bella swims through the ocean towards the suns glitter. The "outside" world was indeed beautiful (she was living in the Caribbean ocean). While she was singing on a rock a ship approaches the rock. On that ship Bella saw a handsome man in which she falls in love with (typical fairy tale).

To keep things short, Bella manage to date the man every week on the rock she met him. One day, this man asks her if she would live with him on the land. He told her to give him an answer the next day. Blinded by love, Bella doesnt hesitate to say yes. She went to her father and asks him if she could live with this man. Her father's answer was simple.. "No". Bella was frustrated with her father and said to him "You cannot be SERIOUS!" and she left to seek the help of a famous witch. The witch gave her a potion to remove her tail.

The next day, Bella drank the potion on the rock they promised to meet so that she can be with him. She went through all the pain and struggle and the bad taste of the potion just to know that the man is actually married. That day onward, Bella could never return to her family and forever trapped in the "outside" world with no family and friends; a decision she regretted forever and ever..

Moral of the story:
1) don't get blinded by love (no men or women nowadays are 100% trustworthy)
2) family comes first.

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Oggy And The Cockroaches - Beachcombers Enjoy the video. lol.

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O boy, i found this funny folktales website today when i was searching around for an idea.
Have a look:

http://www.topics-mag.com/folk-tales/page.htm

Why tortoise's shell is not smooth

All of the birds have been invited to a feast in the sky. Tortoise, a good friend of seagull persuades the birds to lend him feathers to make wings so that he can attend the feast as well (everybody loves free food. lol). As they travel to the feast, the Tortoise tells the birds that his name will be “All of you.”(according to their custom they have to take a new name for the feast). When they arrive, Tortoise asks the hosts for whom thefeast is prepared. They reply, “For all of you.” Tortoise proceeds to eat and drink the best parts of the food and drinks. The birds, angry and disgruntled at receiving only scraps, take back the feathers that they had given to Tortoise so that he was unable to fly home. Tortoise persuades Parrot to deliver a message to his wife: he wants her to cover their compound with their soft things so that he may jump from the sky without danger. Maliciously, Parrot tells Tortoise’s wife to bring out allof the hard things. When Tortoise jumps, his shell breaks into pieces on impact. A medicine man puts it together again, which is why Tortoise’s shell is not smooth.

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Contributed by a friend of mine (12/20/07)
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Moral of the story:
1) dont take advantage of other people kindness
2) avoid being a smartass!

Snow White (edited version)

As most of us know.. Snow White is a delicate princess whom was back stabbed by her step mother. She was thrown out of the Castle into the woods by her step-mother because of jealousy over her beauty (haih.. like that also jealous ah..)[to female readers, plsss... dont get all emotional]. Ok2, As most of us know.. after the incident, Snow White live with the dwarfs and one day her step-mother whom she called Mdm. Brin, looked into the magic mirror and say "Mirror2 on the wall who's the pretties girl in town". The reflection of Mdm Brin on the mirror gone and a voice coming from the mirror saying "haha.. do you have to ask? of course its Snow White.. she's in the dwarves' house". Hearing Snow White's name.. Mdm Brin was furious. She kicks the mirror and went to the best witch in town to help her kill Snow White.

As a witch, the witch has soo many dirty tricks. One of them, is by soaking an apple into the deadliest poison available during that era to make the apple poisonous. She then told Mdm Brin to giv the apple to Snow White. The next morning, Mdm Brin disguise as an old lady, and went to The Dwarves cottage. As planned, She gave the apple to Snow white. Back then, in the castle, her mother used to teach Snow White eating etique. before eating the apple Snow white gently wash the apple and peels the skin. Then she cut the apple into small pieces and eat it slowly. The apple was indeed delicious. Back at the Castle, Mdm Brin asked the mirror the same question again. However, the answer was still the same. Burning with anger, Mdm Brin try to calm herself down by eating. She eats voraciously untill she chocked and die. After that incident, Snow White Live hapily ever after with the dwarfs untill she gets old, fat and ugly. But she's still Happy =)



Moral of the story :
1) Always eat with etique(it saves your life)
2)There are always someone better

Cinderella (edited Version)

In a village of the rich and poor, live a beatiful young lady with a very missarable life. She worked as a maid to a very rich lady. However, her master Aunt Sab, are super stingy. She only pay the poor maid $100 a month but foods and drinks are provided. One day, a postman came to her house to give an invitation letter to a ball. Cinderella was soo eager to go to the ball. She asked her master " aunty-aunty, can i come along?? ". With her irritating look the aunt reply " huh... do you even have any nice clothing?? opppss.. i forgot, u dont have any money... HAHAHA".

Cinderella determined to go to the ball, and so she went to the bank to borrow some money. Unfortunately for her, the bank won`t let her take the loan. She didnt give up..as time pass, the long awaited day has finally come. Everyone in the Village except cinderella and some other maid, went to the ball. At the ball, while people are happily dancing and flirting, suddenly every single man`s eyes including the old king are focused at a VERY VERY beautiful woman, wearing expensive clothings. Aunt Sab could not believe her eyes because the woman that everyone was looking at was Cinderella. to make the story short... everything went well at the ball, (cinderella got to dance with the prince and everything)

A few weeks later, 3 big figured men went to aunt Sab`s house and Shouted " OI!!! Cinderella!! When are you going to pay the debt?! ooo when you're desprate you came to us bagging for borrow some money, now you can't even pay the interest!"


moral of the story - Never go to loan shark even if you are desprate

The Repunzell (edited version)

Once upon a time.. in the middle of nowhere, a princess was locked up high in a tower. One day, a not so handsome prince pass by that area and saw the princess and shouted "Hey! what are you doing up there?" . Astonished by the Prince not so handsome look, she quickly reply "lol? why u ask? im waiting for you to save me~~". The prince was like, "Errr... Ok then, do you have any rope or anything? so that i can climb up there?". The princess didnt reply for quite awhile and suddenly a hair like rope was tossed down by the princess and she said "be careful ya!". The Prince with his confident look said " dun worry about me~ i'll be up there soon", he grabbed the hair and start climbing the tower. Half way to the top. The prince shouts "Where did you get this rope?" and the princess reply "thats my hair.." and suddenly "SNAP!!". The hair was not strong enough to hold the prince. the price fell to the ground and started to cry in pain. Stunned by what she saw, the princess burst into tears and whisper to herself "if only i shampooed my hair often like my mother told me to.."

Moral Of The Story: Keep yourself clean~ Shampoo your hair often~ =)